Ek din main dekh raha tha TV
Biwi ne pucha mujse
TV pe kya hain
Jhat se mein bola “dhool”
Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum
Meri biwi ke birthday, aa raha tha soon
Usne maanga mujse
“Chamkta hua ek cheez jo jaye 0 – 150 3 second mein”
Maine usko leke diya ek vajan napne ki ek machine
Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum
Leke gaya mein usko ek din, badiya sa ek restaurant
Waiter ko maine bola, chahiye mujhe beef
Usne mujse poocha, “Mad Cow ka chinta naheen aapko?”
Bina sooche maine bola “Naheen, Uska order who khud degi”
Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum
Purane schoolmates ko milne ko who gayi, mujko leke
Ek banda, akele mein pee raha tha
Biwi meri boli “Mera puraana aashique hain woh”
Duki ho ke maine bola “Saala abhi thak celebrate ka raha hain”
Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum
Biwi dekh rahi thi sheesha
“Man bahut udaas hain. Mein moti, bhodi aur badsoorat lag rahi hoon”
“Meri tareef mein, kuch boliye” usne ki guzaarish
Dekh ke usko main bola “Tumhari aankhoon ki drishti bilkul sahi hain”
Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum