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Friday, March 18, 2011

Dishum Dishum

Ek din main dekh raha tha TV

Biwi ne pucha mujse

TV pe kya hain

Jhat se mein bola “dhool”

Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum


Meri biwi ke birthday, aa raha tha soon

Usne maanga mujse

“Chamkta hua ek cheez jo jaye 0 – 150 3 second mein”

Maine usko leke diya ek vajan napne ki ek machine

Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum


Leke gaya mein usko ek din, badiya sa ek restaurant

Waiter ko maine bola, chahiye mujhe beef

Usne mujse poocha, “Mad Cow ka chinta naheen aapko?”

Bina sooche maine bola “Naheen, Uska order who khud degi”

Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum


Purane schoolmates ko milne ko who gayi, mujko leke

Ek banda, akele mein pee raha tha

Biwi meri boli “Mera puraana aashique hain woh”

Duki ho ke maine bola “Saala abhi thak celebrate ka raha hain”

Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum


Biwi dekh rahi thi sheesha

“Man bahut udaas hain. Mein moti, bhodi aur badsoorat lag rahi hoon”

“Meri tareef mein, kuch boliye” usne ki guzaarish

Dekh ke usko main bola “Tumhari aankhoon ki drishti bilkul sahi hain”

Aur phir suru ho gayi, Dishum Dishum

Dishum Dishum…

Friday, March 11, 2011

What am I talking about?

If you put a black tie on them

It looks like they are wearing a tuxedo

When they walk, they look funny

And they eat fish, when they are hungry

So tell me children, what am I talking about?


They are birds that do not fly

The waddle on land, and slide on ice

They can slice through water like a knife

And they mate for life

So tell me children, what am I talking about?


They lay eggs, one or two

They love the freezing cold weather

Their skin is hard, and they have lots of fat

Or they would turn blue in the cold

So tell me children, what am I talking about?


Parents take turn warming the eggs

They place the eggs on their feet and cover it up

Females go in search for food

Males stayed glued to their chicks

So tell me children, what am I talking about?


They use signs to talk to each other

And they usually move in groups

They use their wings as paddle to swim

Their torpedo shape helps them swim fast

So tell me children, what am I talking about?


Penguins is what I am talking about

Here are some more interesting facts about them

There are almost 100 million of them

Grouped into 18 different species

And this amazing bird like to live in the Southern Hemisphere


Friday, March 4, 2011

Khel Bachpan Ke

Bahut pyaara tha bachpan,

Na koi dabaav na tanaav

Thoda sa padaai, thoda sa school ka kaam

Phir tha khelna apne dostoon ke sang

Kitna haseen the woh pal

Bachpan ke woh suhane pal


Har din khelte the hum koi khel

Par Cricket tha apna favorite

Khelte the maidaan main, yah chat pe

Eenth ya patthar ke the stumps

Out karne ke the kai dhang

One drop out, chat se bahar gaya to bhi out


Ladkiyaan jo hoti thi sang

Cricket na khel pate hum

Lukka Chuppi khelte the hum

Deewar, Khamba, yah jhadiyaan

Sab the chupne ke dhang

Sau thak ginne mein mahir the hum


Langdi tang bhi khelte the kabhi hum

Boundary banaya, aur bus khel shuru

Pakdna tha, ek tang pe kudte hue

Kudte, kudte thak jaate the hum

Phir bhi na tha koi gum

Kyonki dostoon ke saath the hum


Ek ball ko leke khelte the hum kai khel

Kabhi pheka usse pathhar par

To kabhi apne dostoon par

Kabhi banate the 2 goal

Aur khelne lagte the hum football

Tajob hota tha, ek ball ke the kitne upyog


Gilli Danda ke baare mein pouccho math

Ghantoon khel sakte the isko

Haath pair kitne baar hua ghayal

Khel ke football

Ladaai Jagde hota the bahut

Jab khelte the hum police chor


Jab kuch bhi na tha karne ko

To khelte the hum kho kho

Ya phir dum ke phoolne tak

Kabadi, Kabadi bolte the hum

Jab in sab se jhi bhar jata

To khelte the pakada pakadi hum


Bade hue to khoya en haseen paloon ko

Samay ke saath, khoya kai dostoon ko

Dabaav aur tanaav ab hain jeevan mein

Khel to ab, dekte hain bas ek screen par

Woh bachpan ke beeta hue pal hi to hain,

khushi se yaad karke jhoomne ko